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escapedgoat: thefreespiritedloser: spacetiger-bonsai: iamthelostking: chantillylacewithaprettyface: fuckyeahmosegi: signedcourtney: iamgrizzy: THIS IS HORRIBLE.! falmda;ufdsljf lmaoo Lmaoooo I just died 😂 CHILDHOOD RUINED! 😲 lmfaooooooooo omg! nooooo ! :OOOOOOOOO I really hate y’all I swear. NOOOOOOOO

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Steen's Tumblr: 5 Things Y'all Aint Here For →

steenfox: I recently did a Tumblr post titled “5 Things I’m Not Here For” which basically detailed 5 random things that I just don’t have time nor patience for. http://steenfox.tumblr.com/post/26928127905/5-things-im-not-here-for. I also tagged 10 people in that post but encouraged everyone to participate even if they weren’t tagged. The “5 Things” movement has shown me that I’m actually not...

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Why I Love My Mother (not my mother.........this...

Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Politician: ...
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.

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Kanye West Fanfiction: “Kanye, hun, I don’t like... →

hilarious. M. kanyewestfanfics: “Kanye, hun, I don’t like this…” Kim mumbled as she pulled on his Louis Vuitton jacket and a pair of his Air Yeezy 2’s. “No. It’s perfect. You look perfect.” Kanye says as he kisses her neck. “If you say so.” Kim whimpers as Kanye kisses the special spot on her neck. “God, I love you Kanye.” she…

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Tall poppy syndrome (TPS) is a pejorative term...

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dechelle.: Complete & Utter Bullshit Alert:... →

:( dechelle: http://originals-og.tumblr.com/ | http://twitter.com/OriginalsOG | http://originals-og.com/ My sister ordered some shit from this company WELL over two months ago. They accepted her payment via PayPal but she never received any type of confirmation of her order. She attempted to contact the…

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MojitoSays: 5 Things I'm Not Here For {inspired by... →

steenfox: In an effort to pass the time at work & break up the grits & ass eating convos on my TL, I came up with the idea of doing a “5 Things I’m Not Here For “ challenge. If this works, I think it’ll be quite entertaining. All you have to do is list 5 things you’re not here for & why. Maybe you’re fed… 1. Boo Radley. That’s what I call my neighbor’s husband....

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