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MojitoSays: 5 Things I'm Not Here For {inspired by @Steenfox}

steenfox:

In an effort to pass the time at work & break up the grits & ass eating convos on my TL, I came up with the idea of doing a “5 Things I’m Not Here For “ challenge. If this works, I think it’ll be quite entertaining. All you have to do is list 5 things you’re not here for & why. Maybe you’re fed…


1.  Boo Radley. That’s what I call my neighbor’s husband. He looks like Uncle Ruckus & sounds like him too. And is obsessed with me. And is totally pervy about it. He has asked me on more than one occasion “when you gon gimme them legs”. Um…..that would be never, you ugly unemployed brute!

2.  Petitions about reality tv. More specifically, the black family values coalition or the black elite society of the world (lol) tryna rid my tv of the deliciousness that is Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta. How dare you!!! I go to work every day & pay my taxes & all my bills. When I get home I is tired!! I want to watch some foolishness!! I thought this was America, people!! Let foolishness ring! Let foolishness ring!!

3. Tomatoes. They are Satan’s fruit. End of story.

4. Flo Rida. He is terrible as shit. His music is awful. He is not cute. And I met him once & he was not very nice.

5. The gotdayumed Illuminati conversations that you blacks insist on having alladayumtime. Sheesh. Make. It. Stop.

M.

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    1. Boo Radley. That’s what...neighbor’s husband. He looks like Uncle Ruckus
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